It saddens me to say that my white boo Scott 'Mothereffin' Storch is a member of the "hit it and quit it" club. Some
heffa lady says that Storch is the father of her 4 month old child named Jalen Scott Storch. She [baby momma] claims she is unemployed with ZERO cash in the bank and her only assets are an '03 Pontiac Grand Am and '04 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, valued at a total of $21,000. She is seeking custody and child support.
Storch did not respond to the suit, so a Miami judge declared Storch the "legal, natural and biological father" by default and will determine child support and other financial issues at a later date.Miami Herald
1. How you gonna be a biological father by DEFAULT??
2. Bitch you better sell those cars and get to stompin in ya air force ones.
F*ck YO FACE!
I wasn't going to post this at first but as I was reading how the incident went down I couldn't stop from laughing. Pretty much Busta Bust kicked a teen in his face for spitting on his car. Here's the commentary, lets just call the boy.. Chad.
Chad *spits on car*
Busta- “Homie, did you just spit on my car?”
Chad-“Sorry, I didn’t mean to’ ’We’re big fans of yours’
“Then one of his people hit me in the face, and I fell to the ground.”Then, Chad claimed, Rhymes joined in. “While I was on the ground, he was kicking me in the face,” he told the New York Daily News. “I saw him kick me.”
I wonder if Busta was screaming WOOOHAAA during this whole incident...