Friday, September 01, 2006

Babies as you've never seen them before..

Baby Toupees!!

Lil Kim

Forget babies!!! I'm totally gettin' one of those Bob Marley toupees for my cat. www.babytoupees.com


Quote of the Day


[Paris Hilton on giving head]
"I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."

Beyonce's B-Day Party at 40/40

[Beyonce, Tina Knowles, AJ, Kimora Lee Simmons, Solange Knowles, Bobby Valentino]



Tigga, Rocsi, Terrance

True Life, NeYo, Jay Z

La La, Momma Knowles, B

Damon Wayans, NEYO, Marlon Wayans

Diddy and Loon




What you didn't see at the VMA's
  • 7:42 p.m. Rapper Method Man is kicked off of the red carpet by security moments before Fergie's pre-show "London Bridge" performance. They needed to clear the area and he didn't listen.

  • 8:25 p.m. After the Black Eyed Peas win for best hip-hop video, presenter Ciara gives Fergie a huge hug on the side of the stage.

  • 8:56 p.m. While the monitors show the nominees for best dance video, a raspy sounding Jessica Simpson waves and blows kisses to fans in the orchestra pit.

  • 9:12 p.m. A machine randomly begins emitting fog during a commercial break – apparently a mistake.

  • 9:17 p.m. Nick Lachey and Nicole Richie present the best pop video award. As the nominees are being announced, they dance playfully together, with Richie doing a shimmy-booty dance.

  • 9:27 p.m. Off-camera, a crew member hands presenter Snoop Dogg a moon man. He sets the statuette down next to him and takes a swig of his liquor, which he then brings with him on stage.

  • 9:34 p.m. After Beyonce's performance, Pharrell Williams stands up almost immediately to give her a standing ovation. Most of the other celebs soon follow suit, as Beyonce's proud boyfriend Jay-Z beams.

  • 9:37 p.m. During a commercial break, the announcer says over the loudspeaker, "Has anyone seen Diddy? He's supposed to be backstage."

  • 9:39 p.m. Diddy is found and goes on.

  • 9:50 p.m. Awkward moment alert: Backstage in the green room, Paris Hilton and sister Nicky walk in as Hilton's archrival Nicole Richie chats with new boyfriend Brody Jenner, who was attached to her hand all night.

  • 9:53 p.m. Richie and Jenner leave the room.

  • 10:21 p.m Beyonce wins best R&B video. Jay-Z puts his arm around her waist to help her stand up. Someone else then escorts her to the stage.
  • 10:30 p.m. During the tribute to music-video director Hype Williams, Jay-Z gleefully shouts, "Yeah Hype! Yeah baby!"


A "What The Hell" Clip..

So the VMA's have many skits throughout the show, the most pointless one I've seen in years was this one with Britney and Kevin, I'm pretty sure they are quite pleased with themselves for putting this together.



...and while we are on things that make you say "What The Hell".. what the hell was our very own PerezHilton thinking when wearing this? He's looking very "Elton John Like"






.....It wouldn't be a proper awards show without someone getting arrested.

Rap star Mos Def was arrested last night (Aug. 31) after MTV's VMA's because he didn't have authorization to perform outside of Radio City Music Hall in New York.

The rapper, born Dante Smith, was charged with disorderly conduct after attempting to perform on a flatbed truck for a crowd outside of the event.

Police ordered the rapper to end his impromptu performance of "Katrina Clap," a freestyle criticizing the Bush administration's response to the Hurricane Katrina disaster.

All HipHop

The VMA's...

Aside from all the technical difficulties it was a pretty good show, one with the best performances I've seen in years.

Presenters

Lil Kim presents Best Male Video

Jessica Simpson presented "Best Dance Video"

Fiddy and LL Present Best Female Video & Ciara and Andre Present Best Hip Hop Video

J.Lo presents Video of The Year. Diddy Introduces T.I.

Kanye Presents the Vanguard Award to Hype Williams, Rihanna&Neyo presenting Ringtone of the Year

Snoop presenting Best Rap Video to winner Chamillionaire

Winners

  • Best Male Video* James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"
  • Best Female Video* Kelly Clarkson, "Because of You"
  • Best Group Video* All-American Rejects, "Move Along"
  • Best Rap Video* Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone, "Ridin"
  • Best R&B Video* Beyonce featuring Slim Thug & Bun B, "Check On It (Pink Panther)"
  • Best Hip Hop Video* Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps
  • Best Dance Video* Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg, "Buttons"
  • Best Rock VideoA.F.I., "Miss Murder"
  • Best Pop Video* Pink, "Stupid Girls"
  • Best New Artist in a Video* Avenged Sevenfold, "Bat Country"
  • Viewer's Choice* Fall Out Boy, "Dance, Dance"
  • Video of the Year* Panic! At The Disco, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

Performances

Justin Timberlake- My Love/SexyBack

Beyonce- Ring The Alarm

Shakira- Hips Don't Lie

Christina Aguilera- Hurt

Ludacris Ft. Pharrell- Money Maker

Other performances

OK GO!- Here we go again

TI Feat. Young Dro- Shoulder Lean/What You Know

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Aretha..

This would have been a nipple slip from hell.

Pee Diddy Diss Track


I wasn't gonna entertain listening to this mess, but I forgot how funny Fiddy cent sounds when he's dissing people. So I figured what the hey.. here's what I could translate cuz like i said before, I don't speak gorilla.

....gunshots, ringing the alarms....

Lyrics:Who shot biggie smalls if we don't get them they gonna kill us all

man puffy know who hit that nigga man that nigga soft

he scared them boys from the westside will break him off j

ump on his ass so he run to harlem shake 'em off.

Then in his usual Fiddy yelling voice he says:

"I guess this means I won't be invitied to the white parties in the Hamptons [haha] I don't give a F*** I don't wanna hang out with your punk ass no way."

http://rapidshare.de/files/31401889/50_Cent_-_The_Bomb__Dissin__P_Diddy_.mp3.html

Quote of the Day


"I don't want to wreck any marriages. But if a marriage is already wrecked, that's not my fault." [Karrine "Superhead" Steffans on being with Bobby Brown]

Read the rest of the interview here

To All My Fellow Bloggers

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Pre VMA Party Pics

Danity Kanes Party



Oakleys Party

Everyone say "MYSPACE"!

Pharrell Williams Party

Michelle & Carlton on Celebrity Duets

Michelle and Carlton performed "I Knew You Were Waiting' on Celebrity Duets a few nights ago. I can't help but want to do the "Carlton" whenever I hear him sing.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hellloooo A.Rod

So A. Rod was caught scratching/adjusting/stroking his mandingles during a recent team practice. I'm not an avid baseball watcher but dammit if I'm not one now!
[Pic courtesy of FadedYouth]

It's Cheetah Time

I swear I can recite the "Cheetah Girls" Disney movie line for line. For those of you who don't know ya'll are definatly sleeping on the Cheetah Girls.


"The Cheetah Girls 2" amassed more than 7.82 million total viewers Friday -- more than any program on TV that day. Cheetah Girls 2 even outdrew the debut of Disney's popular "High School Musical," which brought in 7.7 million viewers in January. Not only is it the highest-rated original movie ever on the network (in total viewers), Cheetah Girls 2 also propelled The Disney Channel to its most-watched total day and primetime ever in total viewers."

They also scored their first Top 10 debuting album with the soundtrack, debuting at number 5 with 87,000 copies sold, that means these girls beat out Paris Hiltons cd which only sold 75,000 copies. Kudo's to Raven Baxter and those other chicks :) Yeah I'm bias.
Bringing Heat

What the hell...

This is a sculpture of Baby Suri's first solid dookie. What the hell did this child eat, a baby dinosaur?

Artist Daniel Edwards — who gifted us with the sculpture of Britney Spears Arching and Crowning Naked On a Bearskin Rug – has a new masterpiece for your collective horrorification.

The bronze sculpture, entitled Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop, represents the first solid meal consumed by Tom Cruise’s daughter and the fecal matter that followed, E! reports. “Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, the Brooklyn gallery where the statue will remain before going up for auction on eBay.

“A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”

US Weekly

Magic Show Expo '06 Day 2

There isn't any reason ANYONE in this world should have a donkey this big. I bet it's soft... like a pillow.

Buffie the Body and Tigga


A yo SPANKY (Wild'n Out)

Solange and Momma Knowles
Bun B
Lets take a moment to re-reflect on Buffie's Body, if you put a bag over her mug I'd deem her totally do-able.
Jessica Simpson on TRL
Looks like someone tied like 4 Kleenex's around her neck.

Quick Tidbits

The Crackle Heard Around The World

Poor "Feed The Children" Richie..she's so graceful, someone was probably chasing her with a chicken leg.







Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Beyonce on Ellen

B was on Ellen yesterday with Destiny's Child her new band.


anyways...






Toastee on her departure from FOL2
As you all know MK over at Dlisted has discussions with Toastee from Flava of Love after every show. Last week she of course got eliminated due to the fact that Nibblz told Flav that she [toastee] dabbled in porn. Toastee denied those claims stating that she was a "model" But Flav went online and printed off a picture of her and showed it during Elimination. If you saw the show I bet your ass was glued to the tv tryna see what picture Flav showed. Well worry no more my pretties here's the picture he showed at the elimination ceremony and Toastee's say on what happened:


MK: So you didn’t get with Foofy? Ok, that answered my other question. Now let’s get the real shit. Tell me exactly how you felt about Foofy showing that nude picture of you to everyone and why did Nibblz spill it to him like that?

Toastee: The tears that everyone saw on TV were real- I was a mess. I was really, really shocked that Flav decided to print out a photo and whip it out at the elimination ceremony. I still stand by my opinion that I’ve never done porn. The photo that he found was from a shoot I did when I was 18 years old. It was a photo of me naked, in a very "open" pose, but just me, nobody else. Yes it was immature for me to have done that kind of work in the past, but it IS the past. I am not a stripper. I am a medical school student and I own a modeling agency now to help new models find safe and reliable work. I think it’s very hypocritical for online strippers like Nibblz and crackheads like Flav to judge me or look down on me at all for something I did at 18. There was no reason to show the photo to everyone at the elimination ceremony other than to hurt me. THAT is very immature. I am not mad at Nibblz- she did what she felt she had to do to get me off the show. I expected something cheap and low-class from someone cheap and low-class like herself. It’s a shame however that VH1 and Flavor Flav had to manipulate and humiliate a young girl on national television to bring ratings. I really do think this was staged since the audition process and could have easily happened to any of the other girls with "pasts" on the show. You live and you learn though. I’ve learned from the show just like I’ve learned from the past. I’ve gotten hundreds and hundreds of emails from fans that are just sooo nice and really caring. It means a lot that strangers feel the need to show me their support! Thanks everyone!

Catch the rest of the interview over at D-Listed.

Trinidad Doesn't Like Rihanna

Why am I the last one to now that she was signed to Roca-fella?? Besides that, duhh Trinidad wouldn't like her, she is a black girl singing pop songs, she shoulda just kept on singing "Pon Di Replay" over and over again, remixing that shit up as she went along.



....The Barbadian pop princess Rihanna, as she was introduced on the night, however, failed to impress during a lacklustre 45-minute set.

A change of clothing, three times over, didn't change her fortune on the stage as her DJ had to call several times for the crowd to get into her performances of her hits "SOS", "Turn It Up" and "Loving That You Want".

"Come on, T&T, we came all the way from Barbados to do this show," Rihanna pleaded amidst an uninspired groan from the crowd.
Trinidad Express


Luda Rehearsing for the VMA's

Remember it comes on MTV this Thursday at 8/9 CST!





LeToya 'Bama" Luckett in ATL.

Good to see she's still using Destiny's Child choreography

Emmy Dresses..

I never watch the Emmy's but I love watching the Re-caps to see what the stars wore.


Tyra Banks dress was said to be $50,000 and she was wearing $3.5 million worth of jewlery. It would have been nice to spend atleast $3,000 on getting a better wigline.



Old Beauties


Where the hell has Ally McBeal been! Nice to see she's lookin less anorexic. and I'm loving the sequince on Cheryl Hines

Eva Longoria.. the front does nothing for me, but I love the shoes. And Heidi Klum is bringing the sexy back for maternity wear.

Katherine Heigel keeping it tight , Kyra Sedgewich doing too much with this dress.

Sandra Oh got alot of slack for this dress, but I liked it. Vanessa Minnillo's dress just didn't seem appropriate for this occassion

Weekend Recap

More like a week re-cap.. I'm back from vacation and here's all that I/You missed!

Momma Knowles vs. Miss Jones
Miss Jones has been SUSPENDED.. about mother effin time. You may remember her from being the raunchy loud ass NY radio personality who hung up on Christina Milian, made fun of a Katrina Victims clothes and most recently got into it with Beyonce& Momma Knowles.. click here to listen to the encounter

Nicole Gets Made Fun of Again


Poor Nicole Richie.. She attended a concert for the band "The Spores" (your guess is as good as mines) in West Hollywood, once she sat down the band noticed her toothpick ass and according to D-Listed the comedy insued

"After an altercation with a photographer, Nicole went to drown her sorrows in the Viper Room, where LA art-pop band The Spores were playing. Sadly for Nicole, the band spotted her diving into a booth and used their trademark on-stage puppets to take the piss out of her inability to afford food, culminating in one of the puppets saying, "I screwed Nicole Ritchie... and wrapped my whole dick around her waist." Nicole stormed out telling doormen that she was going to sue."
That's genius!
Commons New Shirts
Common made new shirts for the GAP, luckily they look better then the monkey ones he made before,but I still wouldn't waste $30 on them


It's Twins Ya'll
Kim&Daddy are having twins, I don't know if i believe this but Lord help us all.. we gonna have 3 lil puff's talkin bout "take that take that" and doing proactive commercials.

[pic from YBF]

Foxy Acting Her Color... Again


Remember when Foxy Brown beat down the manicurist? Well the ho acted her color up in a weave shop and in true negro fashion grabbed 2 belts and dipped. E! News

Neyo is so sick of being straight


Apparently there was a rumor stating that NEYO is gay. I could care less, that's a peice of meat i wouldn't want anywhere around me. Him and Lance Bass can go skip around holding hands lookin for a rainbow or something.

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