Serena Williams Photoshoot


She's owning those eyebrows.






Eddie Murphy and Family

Chris and Malaak Rock
Eddie Griffin and wife





Yes ladies and gents this is a picture of an anonymous person pulling up Britney's thong ,poor thing is soo out of it. I mean someone can just come up and stick their finger up her anus and she wouldn't know. Bless her heart.
Quick Scoops
All my New York people, seems like YOUR State Senator has proposed that a bill be passed that will not allow pedestrians to be able to use iPods, Blackberrys, Cell phones etc.. while crossing city streets. If this bill is passed you could be charged a hefty $100 fine.

Video: Kim and Ray-J Sexin It Up On Dirty Sheets UPDATED! Thanks FreezeFiya!




Dear Ladies Who Pass Gas.
I'm not a nasty un-hygienic person by any means, I take my 2 showers a day, brush my teeth once, maybe twice a day on special occasions. So don't look at me all funny when I say that every once in a while a heffa farts. Yeah I said it, I'm just like any other human being. I pass gas.
There's nothing wrong with passing gas, I actually think passing gas is a cure for what ails ya, but there's a specific place and time to do it.
1) Not at work, believe me, it's embarrassing and when you think the coast is clear and you do a "one cheek sneak" that's usually when someone will come up asking you a question and walk right into your masterpeice of funk. They'll play it off like they don't smell anything but the next day the whole office will know that your cubicle smells like you shit out a tiny Mexican.
2) On a date, that's a no no from the get-go but when you have to poot you have to poot. Don't make a beeline for the restroom and start letting out little poots while walking because 9/10 your guy will for some unknown reason proceed to follow you walking all up in the line of poot-fire. Not a good way to end a date with your man thinking something died up in you.
3) in front of Family, those heffa's will call your ass out at any given moment. Take this scenario, you're sitting in the living room with a group of friends.
Mom: (washing the dishes) Brrrrriipp (fart)
You embarrassed: Ew Momma DANG!
Mom: Hush, I know you ain't talking, remember last week you pooted so loud that I answered the front door thinking someone was knocking.
4) Lastly don't poot in your car unless you plan on not having someone in there for the next 3 days. It's like car seats suck that shit in and slowly lets it out, like a mini- air freshener. Now if you have a drop-top then this of-course doesn't apply to you.
I hope you pretties take all these rules into consideration before you pass gas. It could save lives!
Juiicy
Click here to read last weeks vent. Dear Mr. Indian Man.

Check out DLISTED to see the individual pictures of the ladies.
Speaking of ANTM, Tyra Banks did a segment on her show proving that those pesky little tabloid pictures were photoshopped and she's really not that heavy in person.
Check out the forehead SON. Anyways, I'm mad that her hair looks like a wig on a dead person.

And Lastly, poor Jade, America's Next Top Model my ass, she made Viceland.com's Fashion "DON'T" list...

