JuiicyScoop: 9/3/06

Have A Great Weekend My Pretties

Oh yeah and Fiddy cent got arrested earlier today for ..."inproper lane change"

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Now That's A Bronzed B*tch!

"The singer is insisting she is beautifully bronzed on every night on her current 'Emancipation of Mimi' tour and has hired a personal tanning assistant, Jenny Phillips, to spay her before going on stage.Mariah and Jenny, of Beverly Hills' exclusive Portofino Sun Center and Spa, have now teamed up to create an extravagant new fake tan made with real gold. Mariah's representative said: "She is on tour with Mariah and they are developing an exclusive line of bronzer containing real 24-karat gold dust."

Hmm.. hired a personal tanning assistant you say? I bet duties also include whispering in her ear how skinny she is, how fabulous she sings, how great of a movie "Glitter" really was and how daisy dukes ARE indeed making a come back every. single. night.

Quick Scoops

Gotta love those Gawd Dayum ghetto weddings

Lil Kim's new face

Do chicks not wear underwear anymore?

Diddy and the gang perform at the NFL Kickoff.. too bad none of them can actually sing.

Oppose the new facebook? So do I.. click here to sign the petition. For those who don't know what facebook is it's basically a "myspace" that enables us college students mingle with our peers. It's open to college students only and has come across wide opposition because of it's looseness on it's privacy settings, meaning ANYTHING you do.. i.e. writing on someone's page, looking at their pictures, forming a relationship, commenting on someone's picture will be broadcasted to all of your friends. Story

Beyonce LIVE in Japan (the whole show) Okkk, that's enough Beyonce for a day.

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Fashion ROCKS!

3rd Annual Fashion Rocks Show in NYC

What the hell.. are those banana's? If so, shake them banana's like nobodies business

Next style already

Fantasia messed it up for everyone...

Oh Ferg McNasty, you kid around so much. I was actually happy for a second.

Nelly Furtado, with a performance this boring I was hoping for a nipple slip.. or atleast a close up of her cameltoe.

Introducing, "The Pussycat Dolls"

Dear Rihanna, OJ would like his glove back. Thank you.

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Introducing Nicole Richie

in "Dandelion"..

for those viewing at work (it isn't a video) it's just a youtube audio of her song. It makes me wanna give up on life a little bit but all around it's a good song. different. but good.

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Get AWAY from that man..

... he is fighting demons. Anyways, Remember Houston who sung the hit (haha) song "I Like That" but more importanly went crazy for like 4 minutes and tried to gauge his eyeball out? Well looks like he's out and about. I'm sorry but if I saw him on the street I'd run the other way, his eye still creeps me the freak out.

[picture courtesty of YBF]

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Tsk Tsk Tsk.. Perez Hilton

*sigh* Mr. Perez Hilton ( Mario Lavandeira ) ya know.. .I don't even have anything humorous to say. I guess we all have our skeletons. Excuse me while I go delete my accounts at massiveasses.com, squirters.com , and see-me-doodoo.com

If you can't really read the font this is his profile

Fantastic neg top looking for hot times with vers and bttm guys

Profile: I'm 6'0, 165 lbs, blonde (ish)/blu, very fit, work out 5X a week: packing almost 10 in ches, and I know how to use it.

Looking for: a wild guy (s) that likes to kiss and knows how to have fun.

Into: I get into JO, sucking, licking, 1 on 1, group sex, voyerism, exhibitor, leather, toys, role playing, P&D, Pig Play, WS, Nipple Play, Fuck Buddy, LTR, Friends, Dating, Kissing.

My friends, there also are pic's of this allegged 10 in. schlong on his profile, if you look closely enough you can see them. I tried getting into the website but I couldn't find his profile.

www.manhunt.net his screen name is Toptastic.

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It's Bad Boy Baby...

Diddy, Cassie, Yung Joc & Danity Kane attended the NFL Opening Kickoff Press Conference.

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Rocawear Lingerie Models...

A Poem by Me....

If ya got dimples in your rear and it brings a tear,
have no fear ROCAWEAR wants you to sport their gear

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R.Kelly's Sex Trial ...

The R.Kelly trial will begin Oct. 13th. As we all know, R.Kelly is facing charges for child porn for allegedly having sex with an underage girl. Now R. Kelly lawyers claim that it is not R. Kelly on the infamous tape (which holds the record for the "Most Bootlegged" video award) and that R.Kelly's image may have been computer generated. All Hip Hop

"take me too your special place, close your eyes and show me your face, im gonna piss on it "

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Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in
Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.
The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A
field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was
driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.

She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit
to be intoxicated."

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home
in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had one drink, a
margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new
album, "Paris."

The driving under the influence symptoms were
"probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being
fatigued," Mintz said.

WAIT? Paris is shooting a new music video? SWEET!

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Quote of the Day

"Hey what's up Mo'Nique"

[Nick Lachey to Lil Kim at Beyonce's VMA afterparty]

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My Weekly "Vent"

Excuse me while I pull a P.Diddy right quick and vent. This weeks vent is called "Dear Roommate"

Dear Roommate (Who shall remain nameless),

I was very upset to see that you ate one of my sub sandwiches from wal-mart when I woke up to pack my lunch for work today. Aside from eating the sub that was 3 damn dollars, you failed to throw away the wrapper that indicated you ate my sub and didn't even care to throw away the evidence. On top of that, you took it upon yourself to drink my damn Dasani water. You didn't just drink ONE Dasani, or even two.. but 3 damn Dasani waters. I hate to say this, but I would like to be re-imbursed. I expect you to come up with my $3 for the sub and $3.99 for the waters. You probably think that since I'm black I have foodstamps and I can just buy that food for free but that's not the point. I don't go in the fridge and eat all your scrumptious looking grapes. I want to, but I don't. I don't dig in the cabinets and pour me a bowl of "Cocoa Puffs" at 3 am. I want to, but I don't. The principle of the matter is that you stole from me and quite frankly I'm offended. I expect to see $6.99 on my dresser by the end of the day or I'm wrecking shop on those Cocoa Puffs.

p.s. CLEAN out the damn shower sometime.

Love, Juiicy

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More Pictures of Suri

These pic's are spreading faster then hotcakes... The first picture is kinda creepy.. and I can't help but to keep calling Suri a "he"..

Now is it me or did Tom & Katie invest in one of those Baby Toupees.. just sayin.

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Ring The Alarm Remix

... This is a total Beyonce overload and after this post I won't write anything about Beyonce for the next 3 days :)

BUT

Hip and Pop has a clip from "Ring The Alarm" Remix with Foxxy Brown. She did her thing, I can't wait to hear the whole song. Ring The Alarm Remix

AND.. It's been reported that yesterday morning, Jigga man took B to the garage at the Time Warner Center in NYC and surprised her with a 1959 Rolls-Royce convertible said to be worth $1 million. Swwwweeeeetttttt.

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In other baby news...

Pee Diddy, in his hopeless attempts of becoming a Reality TV star, has posted a video on myspace stating that he is indeed expecting twins. I know KP (Kim Porter) is jumping for joy! Bitch is estimated to get $60,000 if they should split just for birthing these hoodlums and this isn't even counting the 8 year old child they already have together.

Here is a picture of Diddy's current kids..

p.s. I'ma need for Diddy to be a man and get hitched to his damn babies Momma.

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Nippy To Make A Comeback...

WHITNEY HOUSTON is set to come out of exile and release a new album. J Records boss Clive Davis says six songs have been selected for the diva - said to have been plagued by marriage and drug problems in recent years. He added: "Whitney doesn't write. It's a gift - you either got it or you don't."I've seen artists lose a career over trying to do that.
"Ella Fitzgerald didn't write. Lena Horne didn't. Whitney is Whitney and there ain't nobody like her."It'll be Whitney, not somebody reaching for a current trend, that's for sure. Read More

Welcome Back Nippy!!

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Jenny from el Blocko

Jennifer Lopez's all-Spanish album "Como Ama Una Mujer" should hit stores this fall. She is working with Estefano, a producer who worked with her husband Marc Anthony and who has produced both Spanish and English albums for the Latin megastar.

Poor J.Lo, singing in Espanol won't make you sound any better then you do now .. and quite frankly, that makes me sad :(

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Guess It's Safe To Say...

That Wyclef Jean does NOT like President Bush, but would be more then happy to share his marijuana with him.

"President Bush needs to smoke marijuana . . . F*$# Bush!"

Page Six

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Ew.

American Idol season one finalist Tamyra Gray married Sam

Watters, a songwriter and producer who was in the early '90s R&B group Color Me Badd, in Capri, Italy, on Saturday, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Gray, 27, and Watters, 36, wed before 45 guests on a cliff overlooking the ocean. After the ceremony, "They walked through the city and townspeople were opening their windows and cheering for them," Gray's manager, Lisa Braudé, tells PEOPLE.

Eh. They were cheering because they thought she was Tyra Banks.

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First Pic's of Suri Cruise

After a whopping 139 days, the world has finally been given a glimpse of the most anticipated child since the Brangelina baby.
Yep, little Suri Cruise has made her Vanity Fair debut.
And in a clever round of cross promotion, she has also been used as the drawcard on the CBS Evening News for former NBC Today Show host Katie Curic's debut as anchor. Read more

What a beautiful Asian baby!!

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Britney vs. Beyonce

So there has been some criticism about Beyonce's VMA performance saying she jacked Britney Spears wardrobe and performance style. Some go as far as saying she was trying to pay homage to Janet Jackson but Beyonce stated that she was trying to impersonate Angelina Jolie's character in Mr & Mrs. Smith, because she was a sexy and feisty woman. Anyways, ya'll decide for yourself.. I'm just mad Britney will never look like that again.

[pictures courtesty of Juicy-News]

Not only is she jacking from Britney, but also J.Lo and Kelis