Lets start this off by saying, I hate you all. I hate you all with a passion that you'll never be able to understand. I hate you and your big ass wide-legged jeans, I even hate your lil fat girlfriend with the "Hello Kitty" baby tee that is 4 sizes too small.
Now I take lunch everyday at 11. I think there are outside forces working against me because the little High School freaks of nature has their lunch at the exact same time.
I'm mad that you bastards want to all go to McDonalds during your lunch. That's MY SPOT. I'm a baller on a budget baby, I can't afford Arbys and Taco Bell gives me the runs from hell. And what's up with you nerds taking like 5 hours to order? I'm on a time limit you lil twats. Nothing is funny about "Shannon" saying "Can I please have a big WAC". Next time I hear her say that and someone laughs I'm popping each of you losers with rubberbands.
You all better hope I don't see you Monday flocking to MY McDonalds because I'ma run you over.. all of yous. Sorry but you all have brought me to this point.
Last Weeks Vent