Friday, September 15, 2006

Dang..

Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, are expecting their first child, the actor's rep has confirmed to PEOPLE. Heder, 28, who stars in the upcoming School for Scoundrels, first alluded to the good news during a Hollywood Foreign Press news conference at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

Heder, who is from Salem, Ore., burst onto the scene playing the memorable oddball Napoleon Dynamite in the 2004 film.

He has also starred in Just Like Heaven and Bench Warmers.

Heder met his wife, Kirsten, at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. People

Survivor Show Re-Cap

Yesterday the new and controversial 'Survivor' aired last night.. as you many of you may remember I had posted earlier on that the contestants on this season were going to be grouped by races (Black, White, Asian, Hispanic) Now I was really hesitant to watch this because
  1. I have all white room-mates and they woulda heard a N**** PLEASE! Atleast 9 times throughout the show.
  2. I couldn't remember what time it came on.
Needless to say I missed it. But I wasn't surprised when I read online that the first person to get voted off was from the "Black" tribe. Now I am in no way, shape, or form saying this is a conspiracy to get a black man off the islands.. but.. this is a conspiracy to get the black man off the island! Just joking.. click here to continue reading the re-cap
African Tribe

Asian Tribe

White Tribe

Hispanic Tribe

Queen Latifiah and the "Gay" Question...



"Latifah says when she was cast in Set If Off--arguably one of the standout performances of her career--playing Cleo, a rough and rugged lesbian who enjoys an on-screen girl-on girl kiss, she called her siblings to warn them that they might catch some jokes. "I told them they had to be strong because I really thought I could do something special with the role." Now, a decade later, she's still getting asked about how much she and Cleo have in common.

For her part, Latifah refuses to confirm or deny. She says she has plenty of gay friends, and to deny anything about her personal life would be an insult to them. Plus, she says, the whole thing is stupid. "If I'm not going to tell you what guy I'm dating, I sure wouldn't tell you I'm dating a girl."

Let me translate lesbian for you. It means "Yes I bang chicks on a daily as a matter of fact I have a big ol' tube of anal lube and a 10 inch super donger on my dresser waiting for missy my boo as we speak. Just joking, I love Queen Latifiah, especially in "Set it Off", that movie makes me want to go buy dickies. C&D

New TV Shows....

Looks like R&B singer Brandy is planning a small-screen comeback.



According to an entry on imdb.com, TV writer and Girlfriends creator Mara Brock Akil is developing an as-yet-untitled project for the singer. The plot outline for the show involves a “young New Yorker” who “moves to Los Angeles to work as an entertainment editor.” http://www.brandyway.com/

Ok I refuse to watch this show unless the following demands are adhered to



  1. She fix those 'donkey from shrek' lookin teefes. They offend me.
  2. Someone get some toilet paper and wipe all that extra petroleum jelly off her face.
  3. Get some Yaky #5 weave because the kind she has isn't exactly working for me or the enviroment.

All in all....I'd rather watch MOESHA re-runs while eating Frito Lays and picking ear wax out of my ear.

Casting Call: Snakes on a Plane Reality Show
Probably one of the dumbest things I've heard all day


Borrowing from the momentum set by what is quickly becoming a cult classic, Snakes on a Plane, this reality show will provide drama, suspense and consequences unlike any seen on any show.

"Synopsis: 20 contestants (10 male/10 female) travel by commercial aircraft to 10 different cities around the world. With the crew and pilots secure, the contestants will share the cabin area with 200 snakes. 5 of the 200 are poisonous. Each flight will be between 5 -12 hours in length. The reward at the end of each flight will be a day spent in luxury visiting the exotic destination city. Contestants can then choose to fly 3 friends out and extend their visit for week, all expense paid OR get back on the flight for the next leg of the competition. If at any time a contestant is bit by any of the 5 poisonous snake, antivenom will be administered and they will be eliminated. The contestant(s) that manage to survive through all 10 cities will win a reward still to be determined."


COOLBEANS! I can't wait for the first person to actually die from getting bitten, then it'll be just like the movie!

BEYONCE on Tyra




Beyonce and her big ol' ass will be on "The Tyra Banks Show" tomorrow (Friday). Beyonce, who took the opportunity to strut her stuff on Tyra's catwalk, told Tyra how much she misses being able to shop at regular stores like 'Target' and Su Chins "Real Hair For Less". Just joking about Su Chins but we know Miss.New Booty buys her hair in bulk from some horse ranch in Idaho.

Also, B's mom, Tina Knowles, showed off the latest designs for the House of Dereon, the sexy fashion Beyoncé and her mom created together. They even got some of the rejects from "America's Next Top Model" to help model them!

Be sure to check out B, Momma Knowles, Solange, Papa Knowles, Solange's baby, her babies daddy, 2 ducks and a chicken on the "The Tyra Banks Show" September 15. Check your local listings kiddo's because I'm sure I'll be missing this one :)

Here's Tyra Banks spoofing 'De Ja Vu' [Thx Juicy-News]

Thursday, September 14, 2006

And The Numbers Are In...


This weeks urban soundscan rounds out with "THE B - GIRL" HERSELF, MS. BEYONCE with her sophomore album "B-DAY" debuting at #1 with 545,000 units sold in its first week's release, making her album certified GOLD in just one week!!! A lot of people was skeptical of her album sales at first but, whether it's better than her previous album or not is only left to be determined.

In other soundscan news, DANITY KANE continues to thrive! The came in at #4 this week on the top 200 Soundscan Album Sales, with 82,000 units sold, bringing their Album Sales total to 434,000 albums sold in less than one month of its Bad Boy release date! Very Impressive: Gold Sales are right around the corner! Shout Outs to the whole BAD BOY & MTV STAFF! Diddy proved a lot of haters wrong with this one! Source

Oh my shiit!

Man, that Janice is an evil bitch isn't she!


Celebs Then...

and Now..
[Click Picture for Source]

..I Love You B!%#@

Aww they are soo pretty together! Kimberly Stewart with her ex-con boyfriend.. He looks like he's into that "sticking a broom-handle up your anus" freaky type sex.



Monica Claps Back...


So as I was over at my girl
Juicy's site, I once again came across the clip of Monica on a radio show talking about Miss.Jones. As you might or might not remember Miss.Jones came out blasting Monica saying that she 'dumbed' down her talent with her new song "Everytime the Beat Drops"


So out of boredom I decided to listen to this lil interview and never in my life have I laughed sooo much. Aside from what Monica was saying the hosts, Frank Ski and Wanda of the "Frank Ski and Wanda Morning Show" were off the hook and ghetto fabulous as ever!! (click picture to access audio)

Jay-Z's a Travelin Man...


Jigga Man kicked off his world tour last night in Bratislava (yeah there's such a place) to a sold out crowd. Next week I'm sure we will hear that B also performed in that same funky named place!


[pic courtesy of YBF]

Jay Z also appeared on the cover of Entertainment Weekly’s Fall Music Preview. The album, reportedly titled Kingdom Come, will feature production by Timbaland, Kanye West, Just Blaze, and Dr. Dre, as well as Coldplay's Chris Martin. He's also filmed "Diary of Jay-Z: Water of Life," set to air November 24 on MTV

Happy Be-Lated Birthday Nassir!


Last night Kelis threw Nas a star-studded birthday party at the Canal Room in NYC. The theme for the party was straight up"Old School" Dang I love those throw-back parties, even though not EVERYONE came dressed up old-school style (which is a major party foul) it was a great turnout. Everyone from the likes of Katt Williams, Fat Boys, Rakim, Diddy, Kanye West, Chris Webber were in attendance.

Many of those that filled the Canal Room wore their old school paraphernalia like Cazals, fat laces, jean suits, gold "dookie" ropes and other items.



For others, accessories were given to them by Adidas, Kangol and faux gold bamboo earrings, which were popular with the b-girls of the 80's.

If you remember last month, Nas gathered about 100 of Kelis' friends and family to celebrate her 27th birthday in New York City. He gave her a blue-grey GMC Denali with a vanity license plate that read "PWRMATRS2." (I'm guessing it means "Power Matters Too)










Quote of The Day


"There is NO romance between me and Bobby Brown, he just frequently stays with me. I even pay for his pre-paid cellphone" [Karrine "Supahead" Steffans on her relationship with Bobby Brown]

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

This is what you call "Talking Out Your Ass"

Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday

Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. The phones were relatively small - about as long as an adult forefinger.

"Each one had a cellular with a number of chips," Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity. Source



Well I'll be....

Quick News

  • Are you a killa on the mic? Lil Flip wants to battle you for $2,000 battle you for $2,000

  • Happy Tupac Day.. it has been 10 years since Tupac was killed. Click here to check out a classic homemade video of him and Jada Pinkett- Smith spoofing "Parents Just Don't Understand

Welcome Back Nippy!!!



Whitney Houston joined Clive Davis and Dionne Warwick at the 15th Annual Ella Awards honoring Johnny Mathis in Los Angeles last night. She made a rare appearance and looked older and quite heavier. Either way, I'm happy she's back to looking normal!


::::Update::::

"Access Hollywood has learned from a source close to Whitney Houston that the star has filed for a legal separation from her long-time husband Bobby Brown. The source says legal documents were filed Friday and that Bobby Brown was served with those documents yesterday. Houston plans to officially file for divorce in October.
Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston got married on July 18th 1992. They have been married for 14 years.


They have one daughter, Bobbi Kristina, born March 4, 1993.


In June 2005, Brown launched his own reality series, "Being Bobby Brown," on the Bravo television network." Source

As long as she's getting her shit together I can't knock her for anything she's doing in the process...

Oh my sh!t!

I saw this clip a while back and forgot how funny it was!! It made me piss my pants.. literally.. I drank too much water and couldn't make it to the bathroom. Thx to Charley-Brown

Blind date with a crack whore!

Pictures... Pictures...Pictures

Raven on TRL
Guess she wears her StunnaShades indoors also .
p.s. I'll be seeing her this Sunday at the Oklahoma State Fair!!!








Kanye West Celebrates the 67th Annual International Best-Dressed List


[Kanye, Paris Hilton, Nick Cannon, Lil Kim, Scott Storch, Serena Williams]














Celebs at the "Heatherette" Runway Show
[Mya,Kelis,Nicole & Paris Hilton]





J.Lo at the Toronto Film Festival
This isn't the J.Lo I know.. that's the ass of a pancake. If pancakes had asses.

Weekly Vent

This vent is called "Dear Mr.Janitor Man/Lady"
I have a bone to pick with the both of you, lets start with Mr. Janitor Man first.


Dear Mr. Janitor Man,


Isn't there some toilets that need to be cleaned, carpets that need to be vacuumed or trash that needs your utmost attention? Then why do you persist to come and clean my windows and empty my trash can upfront atleast 4 times a day. I'm not here for casual conversation and I believe last weekend I actually got high off of the window cleaning fumes. Thanks alot. I do not care to know that your wife makes $18,000 a year (which you consider "good money") by working at a blood bank, nor do I care that you go and donate blood twice every week to add to the families income. My LAST beef with you is, why is it everytime I feel that it's safe to "quietly" pass gas your ass decides to stroll up here to empty my trash .. it never fails, right when I want to do a "one cheek sneak" you decide "Hey, I need to empty the receptionists trash for the 3rd time today. Stop that. It's not healthy for me and in the long run it won't be healthy for you.

Dear Mrs. Janitor Lady


These are the things that I don't care to hear/know about you

  • Please stop telling me you are going to have a hysterectomy, I've heard about this surgery for the past 3 months. I know you hurt. Shut up.

  • Please stop telling me that you are scared to laugh for fear that you will piss/poop on yourself due to you not being able to control your bowels.. . get over it.

  • I can careless that you got drunk off of 2 bottles of Boones Farms and 2 shots of Tequila last night and drunk dialed your old Mexican Lover from California and that he's supposed to call you on Thursday to re-kindle an old romance. I don't care. He doesn't want you anymore, pretty soon you won't be able to pop out his lil chicano's.. S

  • Please tell your grown ass daughter to stop coming up here whining that she wants "her mommy".. tell her to take her ass to school.

*whew*.. I feel better about myself now!

Last weeks vent: Dear Roommate

Christina Aguilera Gets DUMPED..

"Christina Aguilera thought her Vibe cover was a done deal. The singer had reportedly completed an in depth interview and extensive photo shoot for the October issue, which was to feature the pop star promoting her new album “Back to Basics.”

Then editor-and-chief Mimi Valdes got fired and editorial decisions during her watch were suddenly uprooted.

Valdes had originally scheduled the Aguilera cover and conducted the interview this summer. But when her title was snatched in July and replacement Danyel Smith took over the editor-in-chief position, Aguilera’s cover was scrapped in favor of featuring Whitney Houston’s husband, Bobby Brown."
Source



LOL at Bobby Brown being on the cover! What the hell is he going to talk about? Mr.Telephone Man?!!

Maxwell is BACK!


2006 is def. a year for comebacks.. Janet Jackson, Diddy, and now Maxwell.. It's been long-overdue. He's put up a myspace page (www.myspace.com/maxwell) to promote his upcoming trilogy "Black Summer's Night". A new single is set to drop in a few weeks. Go check it out and I'm sure to have an audio clip on here sometime soon!!

He also left his first "blog" message over the Labor Day weekend:

"what it is my peoples. my first blog! whatchya know about it? forgive my ghetto speak:-Pbeen missin' u crazy. missin the game, but not the hustle.

the last week of letters and comments have done alot to get a brother off that couch and on to the studio. who knew after 5 years that anyone would be around? u proved me wrong and i thank you for it. it feels so right to be back with you.the songs will be up in two weeks. the titles were added so u would know for certain that it was from me and truly about the album.

thanks for giving me the benefit. you're the best family anyone could ever want or hope to have.happy labor day weekend my peoples. get your drink and your party on! as for me, well, we been off too long to be toastin' anything up this weekend, so pardon me if i hit the studio instead."

the hermit,
maxwell

"This Womans Work"

Poor Paree'

D E N I E D.. again

Last month you may remember Paree being denied to a Bungalow 8 VMA afterparty, (along with Diddy)..


Now, Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice (Amber's favorite!!) Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager's decree that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here." Hilton had further bad luck Sunday when she crashed the party at Milla Jovovich's townhouse - after the bash was over.

Be expecting to see Paris on VH1's "Where Are They Now" in about 2 years!

And Another One...

Britney Spears popped another hillbilly out her cootchie. There were rumors speculating that she was going to have a little girl and name her Jailynn (Jamie after her father and Lynn after her mother). But I guess all those rumors were shot when she gave birth to a baby boy via C-Section at 2 a.m. Lets just hope this baby doesn't look anything like her first one who I like to call Cleotus Jebidiah. Here's lil C.J. looking out the hospital window.

[pictures courtesy of x17online]


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Fashion Week....

.. i wear my stunna glasses at night.. I was never one to wear my sunglasses in the indoors, I was always scared I'd run into something....

or FALL!




Quote of the Day


"It's Beyoncé. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't do flip-flops" [DMX on JayZ wearing Flip Flops]


...speaking of JayZ..Allow him to re-introduce himself.. HOV is back.



"Word is Jay-Z is stepping back into the game. Prepping the release of a new single in October and will follow-up with his comeback album on November 14. It's reported that Jigga's new single, "Show Me What You Got," will be released some time in October. Other rumors are that Hype Williams will be directing the video. Rolling Stone Magazine recently reported that the LP would be dropping on November 14."

We all knew he wasn't retiring.. nice try.

.....and since I'm too lazy to make a new post for this.. Wendy Williams weighs in on some of the gossip going around


Eddie Murphy's rumored engagement to Melanie Brown (Scary Spice of the Spice Girls): "You mean that beard? Um, next."

"Sean "Diddy" Combs and Kim Porter expecting a baby: "Well, Puffy's a sloppy dude, and I don't care how rich he is. He's sloppy and a real special dude. This is his third child by his third baby's mother, 'cause you know that woman Sara [Chatman] just had his child, a daughter. I think this is all out of quick publicity deflection. [Kim] might not be pregnant yet. That's probably what they are working on now to quickly give her another child so they could lock down more money. I don't know. Let them keep that bulls@#% right over there! No, he'll never marry Kim. And if he does, it's not real. It's one of those It's-cheaper-to-keep-her deals or whatever. Some real slimy s@#%."

She also is planning to put together a new magazine, tentatively titled The Truth, which has been described as an urban In Touch magazine which is reportedly scheduled to launch later this fall. a source says "I can tell you that it's not a hundred percent, it's a zillion percent true. It's confirmed."

A Zillion % true you say?? Does that mean we should believe all the gay rumors from now on...


.. LASTLY.. speaking of GAY. Tevin Campbell is set to join the broadway production of "Hair Spray".

Hot Release Tuesdays at WAL-MART!!


Yay!!.. Justin Timberlake's new cd comes out today, if you still are a lil skeptical about if you should buy it or not check out his whole album here on the leak. MTV's The Leak
, I give it 4 stars!

Also released today..

Lionel Richie, Jordan Knight,N.O.R.E

Monday, September 11, 2006

Russell Simmons Blackberry Stolen...




or so they say:

A woman is claiming to have found Russell Simmons' Blackberry at Fashion week (see pictures like 4 posts down) and threatens to release private messages from the device unless she is given a fully loaded
RushCard.

Am I the only person who doesn't care to know what's in that phone, I'm pretty sure it's something old, wrinkly and nasty.

  • Last Friday I told ya'll 50 cent was arrested for "reckless driving", he pulled a Diddy and youTubed that mess

Blu Cantrell Not Interested In..

MEN! Duhh, cuz we all know she's totally an Alien.

"I personally got hit up by none other than Ms. Hit 'Em Up Style. That's right - Ms. Blu Cantrell. So, she wanted to make it perfectly clear that my rumor was wrong; she is not involved with that guy named Matt Dallas. She told illseed, "I just thought I'd hit you up and set your boy's rumor straight: Matt Dallas and I are NOT dating for the simple fact that I'm not interested in men." As one rumor gets cleared up, another is created. If she isn't interested in men, who is she interested in? Hmmm… " All Hip Hop

Awww naw Rudy Huxtable!!

My girl Erin over at A Hot Mess has just inlightened me that my favorite actress from the Cosby's dabbled in Cocaine..

[picture courtesy of A Hot Mess]

Bossip has exclusively learned that Keisha Knight Pulliam formerly of the Cosby Show (Rudy) has a cocaine habit that goes back years. Multiple sources tell Bossip that Keisha ran in an elite circle of Morehouse and Spelman students in Atlanta who dabbled in cocaine while in college. The source who is a member of this circle says he witnessed Keisha do a line of coke at a party and that one of their friends from Florida dropped out of college and fell on hard times due to this cocaine culture within this elite group of primarily wealthy students. “Keisha still does coke and it is widely known by her friends, it’s not a secret”

I remember reading about this probably 2 months ago when she was blasting People Magazine and that other huge gossip mag for saying that she was indeed addicted to coke. Either way, judging from that picture I'd have to say "Coke Does a Body Good"

Flavor of Love Recap

I couldn't possibly do this re-cap, I already forgot what the hell I had for breakfast so I'll leave it up to the humorous MK over at D-listed to do this weeks re-cap. Re-Cap



And this is for my sister since her school only allows her to get like 4 channels.You can also watch the clips I couldn't find on youtube on VH1's V-Spot


Last Nights Episode Preview


Last Nights Show


Elimination Ceremony



Episode 7 Preview




Pretty Diddy

Photoshoot for Ocean Drive Magazine




Quote of the Day

"I started getting emails from Puerto Rican girls asking if they could be in my video and people were asking me to look at their clothing line," Dearlove told the Guardian newspaper.

Confused... read the rest of the story:

Sean Combs, the American entertainment mogul, has lost the right to use his shorter nickname of "Diddy" in the United Kingdom after an out-of-court settlement with a British artist.
Sean Combs will have to drop the nickname Diddy in Britain after a settlement with a British music producer.
The 36-year-old, who also uses other monikers such as Puff Daddy and Puffy, was embroiled in a court battle with music producer Richard Dearlove.
Combs — whose massive empire includes hip hop label Bad Boy Records, two clothing lines, a restaurant chain, a reality television show and a perfume — decided to change his name to "Diddy" in August.
That sparked the lawsuit from Dearlove, who has been using "Diddy" as part of his business name since 1992.
Dearlove is likely known best for his 1992 dance remix of the Blondie hit Atomic and reached the British charts at No. 23 with Give Me Love in 1997.
The 40-year-old producer said he was alarmed when Combs decided to change his name to Diddy.
"I started getting emails from Puerto Rican girls asking if they could be in my video and people were asking me to look at their clothing line," Dearlove told the Guardian newspaper.
"This is my name. I've been successful, too. I'm not a global megastar, but what I do is valid."
Combs's lawyer in Britain, Nigel Calvert, would only confirm that the matter had been settled. The case had been expected to be heard on Oct. 23 in London. Source

Anna Nicole Smith's Son Dies:Daughter is born

A very sad day indeed.

Daniel Smith, the 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith, died suddenly in the Bahamas on Sunday, three days after the former Playboy Playmate gave birth to a girl, according to a statement from Smith's attorney

Daniel Smith, who often appeared on his mother's E! cable channel reality program The Anna Nicole Show, was in the Caribbean nation where his mother, 38, gave birth to a girl on Thursday, Stern said. A statement also was posted on Smith's official Web site, annanicole.com.

"On Sept. 7 Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 lb., 9 oz. baby girl," it reads. "Her son Daniel was in the Bahamas with her to share in the joy of his baby sister when he passed away suddenly on the morning of Sept. 10. "We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor.

Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being. Please do not make any press inquiries at this time so that Anna Nicole can grieve in peace."



Must we not forget today marks the 5 year anniversary of the attacks on Sept.11, please reflect on what you were doing on this day 5 years ago and how blessed you are to still be here. Please say a silent prayer for those who lost lives, lost loved ones and the survivors.

Click here to see a very moving slideshow of NYC before and after 9/11 September, 11 Slide Show

Random Fashion Week Events

Russell & Kimora Simmons I wish they would stop trippin and get back together.


Dear Trina, Grandma called and she's pretty pissed you wore her good wig out


Hot Momma's.. I wonder if Janice Combs went up and tried buck on Fiddy cent for dissing her baby.
Guess not

Brandy actually looks pretty!Go'ne girl!

Amerie when are you gonna make another cd?

2 Asians and a cameltoe
I guess they are like bff's now..


Brandy looking like she just walked off of an episode of HEE-HAW. [Brandy &Traci Ellis Ross]

Brandy & JoJo


Foxxy Brown and Julissa, Ok. I see you with the picnic table blanket. I'd rock it.

The au natural Joy Bryant, The very piggy Eva Pigford, and umm Tyson Beckford


I wonder if she got "cottonmouth" from her damn mouth being open all night long.

7:42 pm

7:59 p.m.

Swallow Break

*swallow*

8:16 end of swallow break

8:16 p.m. back on the grind.

And my public service announcement for today is: LADIES, this is not normal, please don't EVER in your life subject yourself to thinking this is "beautiful". To me it's even a lil too skinny for a model type chick.9/10 you are fine just the way you are, unless you were that 900 pound chick on Jerry Springer a few years ago, then you need to look for another alternative!

....and for you guys and gals who love designer wear and actually like these events for clothing showcases go check out my girl Chanel over at Hip Candy for a re-cap on the new clothing lines from the hottest designers at Fashion Week.