JuiicyScoop: New TV Shows....

Looks like R&B singer Brandy is planning a small-screen comeback.

According to an entry on imdb.com, TV writer and Girlfriends creator Mara Brock Akil is developing an as-yet-untitled project for the singer. The plot outline for the show involves a “young New Yorker” who “moves to Los Angeles to work as an entertainment editor.” http://www.brandyway.com/

Ok I refuse to watch this show unless the following demands are adhered to

She fix those 'donkey from shrek' lookin teefes. They offend me.
Someone get some toilet paper and wipe all that extra petroleum jelly off her face.
Get some Yaky #5 weave because the kind she has isn't exactly working for me or the enviroment.

All in all....I'd rather watch MOESHA re-runs while eating Frito Lays and picking ear wax out of my ear.

Casting Call: Snakes on a Plane Reality Show
Probably one of the dumbest things I've heard all day

Borrowing from the momentum set by what is quickly becoming a cult classic, Snakes on a Plane, this reality show will provide drama, suspense and consequences unlike any seen on any show.

"Synopsis: 20 contestants (10 male/10 female) travel by commercial aircraft to 10 different cities around the world. With the crew and pilots secure, the contestants will share the cabin area with 200 snakes. 5 of the 200 are poisonous. Each flight will be between 5 -12 hours in length. The reward at the end of each flight will be a day spent in luxury visiting the exotic destination city. Contestants can then choose to fly 3 friends out and extend their visit for week, all expense paid OR get back on the flight for the next leg of the competition. If at any time a contestant is bit by any of the 5 poisonous snake, antivenom will be administered and they will be eliminated. The contestant(s) that manage to survive through all 10 cities will win a reward still to be determined."

COOLBEANS! I can't wait for the first person to actually die from getting bitten, then it'll be just like the movie!

BEYONCE on Tyra

Beyonce and her big ol' ass will be on "The Tyra Banks Show" tomorrow (Friday). Beyonce, who took the opportunity to strut her stuff on Tyra's catwalk, told Tyra how much she misses being able to shop at regular stores like 'Target' and Su Chins "Real Hair For Less". Just joking about Su Chins but we know Miss.New Booty buys her hair in bulk from some horse ranch in Idaho.

Also, B's mom, Tina Knowles, showed off the latest designs for the House of Dereon, the sexy fashion Beyoncé and her mom created together. They even got some of the rejects from "America's Next Top Model" to help model them!

Be sure to check out B, Momma Knowles, Solange, Papa Knowles, Solange's baby, her babies daddy, 2 ducks and a chicken on the "The Tyra Banks Show" September 15. Check your local listings kiddo's because I'm sure I'll be missing this one :)

Here's Tyra Banks spoofing 'De Ja Vu' [Thx Juicy-News]