[Pop-Singer "Pink" peeing outside of her car]
Ever wondered what celebs smelled like? I know it's been my dream to find out what Diddy's breath, Kelis' crotch, or even Jennifer Lopez's underarms smells like. Well MTO has compiled a list of celebs who probably should douche, brush, or swipe some deodarent on after a hards days work.
- Jazzy Pha - offending body part: entire body notable quote: "He' a nice guy but he has a gland problem that makes him sweat like crazy. It's kind of embarrassing.
- "Biz Markie - offending body part: tie between breath and underarms notable quote: "Biz has that kind of aroma that stays behind hours after he's gone."
- Kelis - offending body part: hair notable quote: "There's no excuse for her not washing her hair more often."
- Busta Rhymes- offending body part: breath notable quote: "Not only is his breath bad, but he spits when he talks ... when he's done with you you're drenched in foul smelling liquid."
- Serena Williams - offending body part: underarms notable quote: "I stood next to her at a club once. The musk was so strong I thought I was going to pass out."
- Flavor Flav - offending body part: entire body notable quote: "He smells exactly the way you'd imagine - like a homeless person."
- Diddy - offending body part: breath. notable quote: "He has quite possibly the worst breath in the industry. And he always wants to talk all up in your face."
- Bobby Brown - offending body part: behind notable quote: "The chair he was sitting on smelled like he [had an accident] on himself. I think we ended up having to throw it in the trash."