Where's The "Free Inga" T-Shirts?
Nicole Richie surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was booked at 3:15 p.m. She was then processed into the jail system. Nicole was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, she was released at 4:37 PM today.She only served 35 MINUTES!
On to Lindsay Lohan...
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer pulled off one of the biggest legal feats since the O.J. trial .Lohan faced years in prison if convicted and charged with a felony. But mega-lawyer Blair Berk was able to negotiate with the D.A. and literally turn Lindsay's jail sentence into a revolving door.She just struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI (driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher). By law, Lohan becomes a second offender (with two DUIs) and must serve a minimum of four days in jail. But the judge cut that in half by ordering her to perform 10 days of community service in lieu of two of the days. He also gave Lindsay one day credit for time served when she was busted. That means she gets a grand total of one day in jail.
Lohan also pleaded guilty to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance (two separate incidents) -- both misdemeanors. She also pleaded no contest to reckless driving.
Where does this leave Foxy Brown?? Still in jail until Sept.7 for violating her probation. No drinking, no DUI's, no drugs were involved, she just smacked a broad in the head with a Blackberry. This is no way to treat the handicap.
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Seriously Kid's:
Drugs arenot for everybody...Some people use them for medicinal purposes..others use it in order to cohabitate.
But if you do decide to use drugs just remeber this---
come closer...closer..a little bit closer...
ALL OF YOUR KIDS WILL LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAAAAVVVVVV AND NICHOLE RICHIE AND BE AS DUMB AS PARIS HILTON.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by DEUK
"Drugs Equal Ugly Kids"
Kroeger...Dummy
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