This is a sculpture of Baby Suri's first solid dookie. What the hell did this child eat, a baby dinosaur?

Artist Daniel Edwards — who gifted us with the sculpture of Britney Spears Arching and Crowning Naked On a Bearskin Rug – has a new masterpiece for your collective horrorification.

The bronze sculpture, entitled Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop, represents the first solid meal consumed by Tom Cruise’s daughter and the fecal matter that followed, E! reports. “Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, the Brooklyn gallery where the statue will remain before going up for auction on eBay.

“A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”

US Weekly

Posted by juiicySCOOP on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:56 PM | Permalink