JuiicyScoop: August 2

Anna and Britney BFF's?!

Anna Nicole Smith is reaching out to Britney Spears. "If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you," the six-months-pregnant former Playboy pinup says in a video on her Web site -- even though she spells Spears' first name "Brittany." She goes on to say "I think you're totally cool and I think we're going to have our babies about the same time."

Oh what joy this would be.. they could get together for playdates and switch recipes for Fried Cheeto Tuna casserole ya'll.

Airbrush Award
I usually don't post all the crazy magazine covers Beyonce is on because lets be real, ya'll can see that on the other sites. But I had to post this one, it's the fakest most airbrushed cover I've seen since Britney on Bazaar.

Christina Aguilera Pepsi Ad Photoshoot

How'd I miss this?
Aww Rueben, I'ma need you to stop actin like you enjoy this craziness and rebuke these hos' in the name of... well you know

"The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll."

The CW has ordered a new reality series called The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll. The show will scour the country to find a woman (or ladydude) to replace and become one of the newest PCD members.

At its core, this show goes beyond just finding a new Pussycat Doll; it's about
female empowerment, self-discovery and personal transformation," said Dawn
Ostroff, CW's president of entertainment

Only that one girl sings (Nicole), so you'll probably self-discover yourself right into the back row of a lip-synching soft-core porn show. Which, now that I mention it, doesn't sound half-bad.

JLO in Miami

Kanye & Gwen Named Best Dressed
Vanity Fair named Kanye Titta and Gwen Stefani as Best Dressed for 2006.

Janet and those jeans
Ok, so I know if I spent maybe $175 on some jeans I'd where them until the hem came out, and maybe even then I'd turn them badboys into some capri's.. but when you have as much money as Janet does it doesn't make sense to keep repeating the jeans. She's promoting an album so you know EVERYONE is going to see that she's wearing them at every event.