Thursday, September 07, 2006

Get AWAY from that man..

... he is fighting demons. Anyways, Remember Houston who sung the hit (haha) song "I Like That" but more importanly went crazy for like 4 minutes and tried to gauge his eyeball out? Well looks like he's out and about. I'm sorry but if I saw him on the street I'd run the other way, his eye still creeps me the freak out.

[picture courtesty of YBF]

Tsk Tsk Tsk.. Perez Hilton

*sigh* Mr. Perez Hilton ( Mario Lavandeira ) ya know.. .I don't even have anything humorous to say. I guess we all have our skeletons. Excuse me while I go delete my accounts at massiveasses.com, squirters.com , and see-me-doodoo.com

If you can't really read the font this is his profile

Fantastic neg top looking for hot times with vers and bttm guys

Profile: I'm 6'0, 165 lbs, blonde (ish)/blu, very fit, work out 5X a week: packing almost 10 in ches, and I know how to use it.


Looking for: a wild guy (s) that likes to kiss and knows how to have fun.

Into: I get into JO, sucking, licking, 1 on 1, group sex, voyerism, exhibitor, leather, toys, role playing, P&D, Pig Play, WS, Nipple Play, Fuck Buddy, LTR, Friends, Dating, Kissing.

My friends, there also are pic's of this allegged 10 in. schlong on his profile, if you look closely enough you can see them. I tried getting into the website but I couldn't find his profile.

www.manhunt.net his screen name is Toptastic.

It's Bad Boy Baby...

Diddy, Cassie, Yung Joc & Danity Kane attended the NFL Opening Kickoff Press Conference.






Rocawear Lingerie Models...

A Poem by Me....

If ya got dimples in your rear and it brings a tear,
have no fear ROCAWEAR wants you to sport their gear


R.Kelly's Sex Trial ...


The R.Kelly trial will begin Oct. 13th. As we all know, R.Kelly is facing charges for child porn for allegedly having sex with an underage girl. Now R. Kelly lawyers claim that it is not R. Kelly on the infamous tape (which holds the record for the "Most Bootlegged" video award) and that R.Kelly's image may have been computer generated. All Hip Hop


"take me too your special place, close your eyes and show me your face, im gonna piss on it "


Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in
Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.
The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A
field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was
driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.

She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit
to be intoxicated."

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home
in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had one drink, a
margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new
album, "Paris."

The driving under the influence symptoms were
"
probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being
fatigued
," Mintz said.

WAIT? Paris is shooting a new music video? SWEET!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Quote of the Day

"Hey what's up Mo'Nique"
[Nick Lachey to Lil Kim at Beyonce's VMA afterparty]

My Weekly "Vent"

Excuse me while I pull a P.Diddy right quick and vent. This weeks vent is called "Dear Roommate"



Dear Roommate (Who shall remain nameless),

I was very upset to see that you ate one of my sub sandwiches from wal-mart when I woke up to pack my lunch for work today. Aside from eating the sub that was 3 damn dollars, you failed to throw away the wrapper that indicated you ate my sub and didn't even care to throw away the evidence. On top of that, you took it upon yourself to drink my damn Dasani water. You didn't just drink ONE Dasani, or even two.. but 3 damn Dasani waters. I hate to say this, but I would like to be re-imbursed. I expect you to come up with my $3 for the sub and $3.99 for the waters. You probably think that since I'm black I have foodstamps and I can just buy that food for free but that's not the point. I don't go in the fridge and eat all your scrumptious looking grapes. I want to, but I don't. I don't dig in the cabinets and pour me a bowl of "Cocoa Puffs" at 3 am. I want to, but I don't. The principle of the matter is that you stole from me and quite frankly I'm offended. I expect to see $6.99 on my dresser by the end of the day or I'm wrecking shop on those Cocoa Puffs.

p.s. CLEAN out the damn shower sometime.

Love, Juiicy

More Pictures of Suri

These pic's are spreading faster then hotcakes... The first picture is kinda creepy.. and I can't help but to keep calling Suri a "he"..

Now is it me or did Tom & Katie invest in one of those Baby Toupees.. just sayin.


Ring The Alarm Remix


... This is a total Beyonce overload and after this post I won't write anything about Beyonce for the next 3 days :)

BUT

Hip and Pop has a clip from "Ring The Alarm" Remix with Foxxy Brown. She did her thing, I can't wait to hear the whole song. Ring The Alarm Remix


AND.. It's been reported that yesterday morning, Jigga man took B to the garage at the Time Warner Center in NYC and surprised her with a 1959 Rolls-Royce convertible said to be worth $1 million. Swwwweeeeetttttt.

In other baby news...

Pee Diddy, in his hopeless attempts of becoming a Reality TV star, has posted a video on myspace stating that he is indeed expecting twins. I know KP (Kim Porter) is jumping for joy! Bitch is estimated to get $60,000 if they should split just for birthing these hoodlums and this isn't even counting the 8 year old child they already have together.



Here is a picture of Diddy's current kids..
p.s. I'ma need for Diddy to be a man and get hitched to his damn babies Momma.

Nippy To Make A Comeback...

WHITNEY HOUSTON is set to come out of exile and release a new album. J Records boss Clive Davis says six songs have been selected for the diva - said to have been plagued by marriage and drug problems in recent years. He added: "Whitney doesn't write. It's a gift - you either got it or you don't."I've seen artists lose a career over trying to do that.
"Ella Fitzgerald didn't write. Lena Horne didn't. Whitney is Whitney and there ain't nobody like her."It'll be Whitney, not somebody reaching for a current trend, that's for sure. Read More


Welcome Back Nippy!!

Jenny from el Blocko


Jennifer Lopez's all-Spanish album "Como Ama Una Mujer" should hit stores this fall. She is working with Estefano, a producer who worked with her husband Marc Anthony and who has produced both Spanish and English albums for the Latin megastar.



Poor J.Lo, singing in Espanol won't make you sound any better then you do now .. and quite frankly, that makes me sad :(

Guess It's Safe To Say...

That Wyclef Jean does NOT like President Bush, but would be more then happy to share his marijuana with him.



"President Bush needs to smoke marijuana . . . F*$# Bush!"

Page Six


Ew.

American Idol season one finalist Tamyra Gray married Sam Watters, a songwriter and producer who was in the early '90s R&B group Color Me Badd, in Capri, Italy, on Saturday, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Gray, 27, and Watters, 36, wed before 45 guests on a cliff overlooking the ocean. After the ceremony, "They walked through the city and townspeople were opening their windows and cheering for them," Gray's manager, Lisa Braudé, tells PEOPLE.

Eh. They were cheering because they thought she was Tyra Banks.

First Pic's of Suri Cruise


After a whopping 139 days, the world has finally been given a glimpse of the most anticipated child since the Brangelina baby.
Yep, little Suri Cruise has made her
Vanity Fair debut.
And in a clever round of cross promotion, she has also been used as the drawcard on the CBS Evening News for former NBC Today Show host Katie Curic's debut as anchor. Read more


What a beautiful Asian baby!!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Britney vs. Beyonce

So there has been some criticism about Beyonce's VMA performance saying she jacked Britney Spears wardrobe and performance style. Some go as far as saying she was trying to pay homage to Janet Jackson but Beyonce stated that she was trying to impersonate Angelina Jolie's character in Mr & Mrs. Smith, because she was a sexy and feisty woman. Anyways, ya'll decide for yourself.. I'm just mad Britney will never look like that again.


[pictures courtesty of Juicy-News]


Not only is she jacking from Britney, but also J.Lo and Kelis

Speaking of jacking, who do you think Rock'd these outfits better.


Being African...

These are the best fed Africans I've seen in a while..
photoshoot for the "I Am African Aids Campaign"







Monday, September 04, 2006

What They Were Doing This Weekend...

Out and About
Spike Lee with Family in Venice, Italy.




Celebrating/Performing/Promoting
Looks like it's all work and no play for Beyonce, even with today being her birthday she's still a business woman, performing at the WW City and Communications Presents HAPPY B'DAY PARTY by Music World & Sony Music Japan International and attending a press conference to promote the Samantha Thavasa products in Japan. Can't knock a hustla












Resting
My condolences go out to Steve Irwin's family and friends.




On September 4, 2006 shortly after 11:00 AM local time, Irwin was killed in a marine accident while filming an underwater documentary in the Batt Reef off the Low Isles near Port Douglas, north of Cairns, Queensland, Australia. It is believed that a stingray barb penetrated his chest causing a fatal wound, though this has yet to be confirmed by Australian officials. In an ironic twist, it has been reported that his new documentary was aimed at demystifying the stingray.

There has been a website made for Steve Irwin www.ripsteve-irwin.blogspot.com

Also here's a tribute to Steve Irwin with a classic southpark episode. RIP


Getting Married


Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne are livid with daughter Kelly. Multiple sources confirm that Kelly has just had a shotgun wedding.The reality TV alum married a musician by the name of Matty, from some nowhere near famous band. To top things off, she's only known him for a little over a week.

Trying To Act

Kevin Federline, who made his nationally televised rap debut last Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards, is going for another first – his debut as a TV actor on America's top-rated drama, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. Federline, 28, started shooting his part in Los Angeles on Thursday night. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air in October.

Really TRYING to act.

Chris Brown will get a style makeover when he joins the cast of Fox's The O.C. this fall.

"I play, like, a band geek -- I'm really stepping out of my own character," he says.

"Geeky" Chris is set to appear in about seven episodes. The show, which begins filming in October, has its season premiere Nov. 2 Read More

Shooting New Music Video

Paula DeAnda

Getting a Lil PR

Maya at the The Sony HD 500

Dipping His Stick

Cacee Cobb & Donald Faison. She got with THIS just by being Jessica Simpsons BFF, I'm gonna have to make a few calls.

Going to Jail

Isley Brothers frontman Ronald "Mr. Biggs" Isley has been sentenced to three years and a month in prison for tax evasion.
Isley, who was facing up to 26-years in prison, was convicted last year on five counts of tax evasion in Nov. of 2005.
The 65-year-old singer was paid millions of dollars in performance fees between 1997 and 2002 without paying taxes.


The R&B legend, labeled a "serial tax avoider," also cashed royalty checks belonging to his brother O'Kelly Isley, and put a yacht and homes in his wife's name to avoid paying taxes
All Hip-Hop

Don't drop the soap playa and when you go to sleep squeeze your buttcheeks real tight like.

Getting Kicked Out of Clubs

Hip hop mogul Russell Simmons girlfriend Denise Vasi was snatched out of a club Thursday after the VMA's that was held by LL. Word on the street was when Kimora pranced in through the doors security immediately snatched up Denise and escorted her out of the back door before Kimora was even through the front.

Getting Eliminated

If you happened to miss the show then this will be a spoiler, but "Like Dat" got eliminited, I was surprised because I thought her and Flava connected. I'm hoping that Beautful is gone, I haven't seen him have ANY QT with her except when he gave her that clock and damn near sucked her face off. Be sure to check out the next episode when New York makes a surprise visit.

Here's commentary from Like Dat after leaving the show.

Well y'all, my time is up, and all a brutha could find wrong was that he was as big as one of my thighs! What's a big gurl to do, be sad about it?? I can't help if the man is real tiny!! He a cute little thang though and still a sweetheart for laughin with me and not at me! And yes! I HAD my big GURL outfits too!

A big sista is not sad that she had to go home, or that a burthas homies said I could only be a friend. The one thang they said that all of y'all been sayin is that I was keepin it real, and y'all know that I was because that's all I got! They said that I would have a burtha's back and would not let nobody touch him and that's the truth. I aint runnin in a fight, and Ima feed you and keep you happy, as long as you can handle my bigness! Read more here

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